damon-isms

"red bowls are for ladies"
i told him this when there were only two choices of bowls sky blue and red. he then hit the record button and said it to molly the next morning. i may have been accused of corrupting the little people's vocabulary but this might just be the worst it has been.

"uncle autin funny"
thanks to all of the little people who enjoy my humor. i know that is my intended audience and so at least i have, or had one fan in turner.
"uncle autin smell like cap"
i think that poppy papa put him up to this one. molly said that when he has a load in his diaper molly tells him he smells like crap but maybe he just put two and toot together and ripped that one off. hey not offended i sometimes do.
"dump truck dump out dirt pieces"
when asked how he built his house
"dead, dying"
goldfish, it was never 'it died" or "they're dying" he'd just say "dead, dying"
"one cup wata' and one cup baking powda'-sugar"
hmm.. when we were playing with the Easy Bake mixing station he told me that we needed to add "one cup wata' and one cup baking powda'-sugar."